On Tuesday, paparazzi photos of Leonardo DiCaprio were published in major outlets including BuzzFeed, People, Daily Mail, Page Six and more. He’s seen walking on the beach with friend Emile Hirsch in Malibu, Calif., both of them shirtless.

DiCaprio, who is 46, was described by multiple publications as having a “dad bod,” defined by Urban Dictionary as a male body type that is best described as "softly round," and commenters called him “pudgy,” “flabby,” and said that while he’s “still handsome” it might be time to “invest in some bigger shorts.”

He was never buff, in fact he has never even been toned in his life.

This is a big "so what else is new?"

I never got the appeal of him looks wise, but he’s a good actor and the women (or men) will always be there so long as he’s rich or famous.

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Interesting he’s not shamed for hanging out with another guy who’s abusive to women. His entire circle is horrible.

What’s the real story on Leo. I’ve heard mixed reviews.

Some say he’s a good guy, some say he’s an asshole. But no one has ever said they actually had sexual “discourse” or any course at all, for that matter.

Lol!

It's weird that none of those models he's been screwing for 25 years has ever "accidentally" gotten pregnant.

I thought the dad bod was more like a bear, someone with strong shoulders who clearly lifts weights but goes a little heavy on beer and dessert (aka me). Leo just looks flabby. It’s more like granddad bod.

He was a cute boy but never looked much like a good looking man.

When Leo was at his hottest, he was too young looking for me. Like he was always so cherubic. Then he skipped the sweet period of late teens and 20’s and went right to whatever he is now.

Ryan Phillippe, however—now there’s a guy who had a great run. His adonis years spanned over three decades.

OP's photo: He could play Orson Welles (OW was 46 in 1961, at the time of THE TRIAL).

I agree regarding his appearance, R2. I couldn't get a hard-on for him if he himself sucked my dick.

He certainly has the money to invest in a person trainer and a gym. Maybe he thinks the models/beards/whatever like him just as he is. Sure, Leo...…...

I find dad bods sexy tbh...

Wow... must be tough being Leonardo DiCaprio! Has my sympathy for dealing with such hardship.

He never floated my boat. Another one who has the resources but doesn't care if he looks like crap.

He's still one of the only actors in Hollywood who can get a movie greenlit just by signing on. He doesn't have to punish himself at the gym and eat nothing but steamed chicken and veggies like the Marvel crew (while also screwing up their health with steroids). Good for him, I say.

Nobody said anything about chicken and vegetables and steroids. Just eating sensibly would do fine. The fact of the matter is that Leo is suffering from obesity.

Remembering vividly his tinymeatitude in the Rimbaud biopic (a quarter of a century ago!), I would cast him as Donald J. Trump now.

The motherfucker is Italian and middle-aged. Of course he has a dad bod. DiCaprio's career isn't based in being a stunner like Brad Pitt. DiCaprio gets in reasonable shape for his movies and calls it a day.

I don't mind dad bods at all if they have body hair on them, and the owner of the body is attractive.

OMG A 46 YEAR OLD MAN HAS A PAUNCH! CALL THE GLOBE! CALL THE ENQUIRER! CALL THE NEW YORK POST!

A man like him shouldn't have one r21. Most actors wouldn't work another day if they looked like that slob.

He's looked a mess for at least 15 years, and he was only really popular among gays in the first place because he looked underage.

No, teenage girls and young women loved him in the 90s.

R16: Exactly. He makes money for the studios. They don’t give a shit that he’s a climate change hypocrite who “dates” barely legal girls and who looks like an even uglier version of Jack Nicholson.

Isn’t it odd that he’s never gotten married?

This thread has certainly triggered a lot of fatties!

Hello,

I would like to take this moment to shame the entire world for giving this moon-faced, hypocritical grifter way more attention than he ever deserved.

Leo's spot could be occupied by an individual who has cheekbones and is not obese.

Flab on, butter boy.

Giuliana, stop posting to this thread so frequently!

He's never been attractive. Why start now?

I gotta agree with R1 - DiCaprio never even tried to do the New Hollywood Ripped and Buff Bod thing. He's a 46 year old alcoholic who seems to enjoy the Hollywood lifestyle, and due this status can still get women (or men) at will. He's the new Nicholson.

At least Nicholson had a sense of humor and this guy seems to lack that.

I liked him a lot in "The Departed" & "The Quick and the Dead."

Yes, he reminds me of Jack Nicholson, but seems like a nicer person, maybe.

I heard that he wanted to wait until he's 50 (46 now) to get married & have children. That would be horrible.

[quote]But no one has ever said they actually had sexual “discourse” or any course at all, for that matter

Heard on a podcast that someone's female friend gave him a bj and when he was getting it he just put on a pair of headphones, leaned back, put his hards behind his head, closed his eyes, got his bj and then the girl left. So I don't think he's a romantic sort of guy.

I always kept my figure. Who is this fat loser?

This is what really sucks about the paps/tabloids. Let the guy enjoy his day at the beach with his friend like a normal person. He's trying to live his life and has no pretensions of being a supermodel.

Even when he was younger, I would never describe him as handsome. He was attractive; boyishly cute. After Titanic, his looks went downhill.

He used to be hot. He still could be like many guys his age or older

I'm older than he is and in much better shape, It doesnt even need money or a lot of time

It seems like straight men don't feel compelled to have perfect bodies if they can still get all the pussy they want as is. Leo is an Oscar winner, can get any movie he wants, and 20-something models throw themselves at him. He is living the life.

His models are contracted. Contrary to what many people believe, most women in their twenties do not like men twice their age, even if the man is rich.

He always lets himself go between projects. He'll be back in good enough shape when he has to.

R42: His "girlfriends" hook up with him to get their modeling careers off the ground and to get his money.

No honey, they're contracted through an agency. It's part of the business.

I misread this is as “Leonardo DiCaprio, 46, body found dead.”

[quote] He always lets himself go between projects. He'll be back in good enough shape when he has to.

At some point, he'll stop getting in shape.

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he seems like the type that never wants to work up a sweat and when someone says he should probably go work out, he just replies, "fuck that". He drinks, smokes and eats whatever he feels like cause he doesn't really give a shit. He can get as many gorgeous models he wants (and has done so) and he's in top demand for roles paying top price.

[quote]he seems like the type that never wants to work up a sweat and when someone says he should probably go work out, he just replies, "fuck that". He drinks, smokes and eats whatever he feels like cause he doesn't really give a shit.

He seems like he’d be pretty cool to hang out with, actually.

He's not all that fun, rather weird and eccentric.

There's never been any chemistry between him and his leading ladies. Some say Kate Winslet but that was a friendship vibe.

[quote]I misread this is as “Leonardo DiCaprio, 46, body found dead.”

Paging Dr. Freud. Immediate patient alert in aisle 3. Hurry.

That's not a Freudian slip.

He needs to do some jackhammers. The aerobic kind, not whatever he's been doing with Lucas Haas.

I thought so too, r10.

In fact, I've always thought Leo resembled Orson Welles a little bit, even when young.

Of course, Leo in his 40s looks like Orson in his 30s.

If Leo's not careful, he might very well look like this in about 10-15 years.

He was gorgeous with Kate Hudson, especially in the Titanic — “Catch me if you can” era. Sad he has a small uncut wiener, he always looked like a boy with a thick, cut Eyetalian schlong.

Not true, R1. He toned up for The Beach and for The Departed and Blood Diamond. He pretty consistently slims down for roles so he doesn't seem to have a problem where he puts on weight too easily or can't take it off;' clearly when he's not filming he's just a lazy sloth and doesn't give a shit. He's pretty much morphing into Jack Nicholson now and he'll soon be at the point (if he isn't already) where he can't just take the weight off at will.

Actually now that I think about it, her reminds me of what happens to Damon Wayan's character in The Great White Hype: heavyweight champion, having no real challengers, gets lazy and fat because he can.

Dad bod? He looks unhealthy and bloated.

Anyway, he was magnificent as a kid/young adult actor but became increasingly dull and boring as an adult actor. He has no personality whatsoever and all the drugs, drinking, partying and barely legal poontang/cock or whatever is just to fill a void. Scorsese, Nolan and Tarantino manage to squeeze good performances out of him and guarantee him award noms.

R60

Catch Me If You Can, The Beach and Blood Diamond are the only films I have seen where Leo can be described as sexy. He had the right balance of masculinity and boyish charm, some stubble and a toned body. He went downhill quickly after that and never recovered. He looks disgusting now.

As far the 90s Leo. He looked too young thus illegal in Gilbert Grape and This Boy's Life. He was barely legal looking but still fuckable twink in Total Eclipse, Basketball Diaries and Titanic.

He was never beautiful or handsome. Cute and good-looking yes.

I thought he looked good in Once Upon a Time in Hollywood. He also looked fine in Wolf of Wall Street--not sexy but still able to pull of the slim handsome yuppie.

It's funny though, I remember at the start of press for OUATIH he was still pretty slim and in just the few short weeks he spent promoting it, the bloat was all back.

I thought he looked quite fuckable in The Departed.

He was a hot grown twink around this time.

Given how he can look attractive if he puts effort like shaving his beard, working out and dressing nicely. I wonder why he purposely lets himself go. It must be low self-esteem or some form of self-loathing. Being that lazy with all that wealth and fame doesn't make any sense.

r42, yes they do like them if they are rich and connected in the industry if they are also in the industry.

r59, do you mean Kate Winslet?

He was never handsome, but he was pretty in the Titanic era. As others have said, he went downhill fast.

When your career depends in large part upon on looks, put the fucking fork down!

That beard looks like gross pubes.

Those models most do not find a gross overweight older men like Leo physically attractive. The attraction is for his power, money and status. Once Leo loses his Hollywood bankability and influence. The train of young models hopping on his dick will end.

Guy looks like he never walked into a gym in his life. I don't think he's going the Jack Nicholson route, more like the Marlon Brando route. What's most discouraging is that this man has the money and resources to do whatever it takes to get in shape and put on some muscle, but he chooses to remain an out-of-shape slob.

I wonder what's up with the current girlfriend/escort/beard. Leo hasn' been pictured with her in months. And the last pap photos I've seen (around New Years I think) were apparently old pics that the media were trying to pass off as recent. I also remember another weird article from around the same time that went into great detail about how Leo and Camila were seen buying groceries together, but there weren't any pics. It seems like they want people to believe they're still dating, but can't or don't want to get papped together.

Someone speculated Camila might be pregnant and in hiding, but I doubt they could keep that a secret for so long.

Young Leo could look heart-stoppingly gorgeous ... when photographed with a certain facial expression, from a certain angle, under certain lighting conditions. One thing I noticed is that I always found him more attractive in outdoor scenes; I guess natural light flattered his bone structure ... For the last 15 years however, that same bone structure has been buried under layers of fat, booze bloat and prematurely aged skin, so it doesn't matter.

Why doesn’t Leo get a boyfriend?

Leonardo Wilhelm DiCaprio; (born November 11, 1974), 46, Los Angeles, Californina. Reportedly worth $260 million. Dated Gisele Bündchen (2000–2005).

His father is of Italian and German descent. DiCaprio is conversant in Italian. His maternal grandfather, Wilhelm Indenbirken, was German, and his maternal grandmother, Helene Indenbirken, was a Russian-born German citizen. In an interview in Russia, DiCaprio referred to himself as "half-Russian" and said that two of his late grandparents were Russian. His parents met while attending college and moved to Los Angeles after graduating.[8] DiCaprio was raised Catholic.

DiCaprio was named Leonardo because his pregnant mother was looking at a Leonardo da Vinci painting in the Uffizi museum in Florence, Italy when he first kicked.

Yet he will only date young models

He should be shamed for his foreskin.

Why doesn’t he exercise? Besides the “he’s rich so he doesn’t have to” excuse? Most celebrities around his age try their best to fight off the aging process and exercise to keep themselves in shape.

Yeah r10 it's time for an Orson Welles biopic starring Leo.

Hopefully with a great script and director.

Women can't be shamed any more, they can't be seen as sex objects any more, that leaves men. It's still ok to shame them for everything from baldness to being out of shape to things they say, write, anything.

[quote]Most celebrities around his age try their best to fight off the aging process and exercise to keep themselves in shape.

Because he is more like most men his age.

R86 Um most celeb men his age still keep in shape.

Wow, R87, that went right over your head. The point is 99.99% of the population are not celebs and maybe he just thinks and acts like a regular guy his age. In other words, maybe he is just normal and not caught up in the vanity wagon of fame.

R82. Grow the fuck up. And see the majority of the world.

It's mostly the bitchy fags on here, especially if they're single.

Leo has had a wide midsection forever.

I'm not convinced he's 100% straight but he's always with hot ladies.

I have never found him attractive. Fat or thin. His head looks too big for his body or something. Has a little kid face with wrinkles.

r94

I'm sure he doesn't find an old gay on a gay gossip site to be attractive either.

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